Predicting a perfect football season for the Missouri Tigers

COLUMBIA, MO - NOVEMBER 25: Members of the Missouri Tigers celebrate a 28-24 win over the Arkansas Razorbacks at Memorial Stadium on November 25, 2016 in Columbia, Missouri. (Photo by Ed Zurga/Getty Images)
COLUMBIA, MO - NOVEMBER 25: Members of the Missouri Tigers celebrate a 28-24 win over the Arkansas Razorbacks at Memorial Stadium on November 25, 2016 in Columbia, Missouri. (Photo by Ed Zurga/Getty Images) /
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COLUMBIA, MO – NOVEMBER 2: L’Damian Washington
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Tennessee

As the season progresses for Missouri, the schedule seems to get easier. The Tigers’ last three games come against opponents with abstract nicknames.

This week, the Tigers play the Tennessee Volunteers: The “Life Champions.” Fortunately for the Tigers, playing against a Volunteer will be simple. I’m all for volunteering, but sometimes it’s better to call in an expert.

Since Tennessee can’t find any experts, they rely on the help of Volunteers. Unfortunately for Tennessee, the Volunteers will be too far away from Rocky Top to give a concerted effort.

The Missouri Tigers will defeat the Volunteers with as much ease as the lazy dog teams. Mizzou hits its best record ever at 10-0.