Predicting a perfect football season for the Missouri Tigers

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COLUMBIA, MO – NOVEMBER 25: Barry Odom head coach of the Missouri Tigers and his team celebrate with the Battle Line trophy after their 28-24 win over the Arkansas Razorbacks at Memorial Stadium on November 25, 2016 in Columbia, Missouri. (Photo by Ed Zurga/Getty Images) /

Arkansas

As if to rub salt in the wound, the SEC scheduled Missouri to play the Tigers’ newly imposed “rivals,” Arkansas in the last game of the season. Or, as it’s become known, kansas with an “A-r.”

Razorbacks fans aren’t sure if they’re rooting for pigs, a “Sooie,” or the crazy looking Sonic the Hedgehog-wild boar combination thing they have going on.

What I do know, is pork is the other white meat, which is a comparison to chicken. What other chicken team is there in the SEC? South Carolina. Pigs, like Bulldogs and out of climate Huskies, are also lazy animals.

Missouri destroyed the South Carolina Chickens, and will also make short work of the Arkansas Razorbacked-pig-sooies.

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Missouri finishes the season a perfect 12-0, and will also win the SEC Championship and play for the National Championship in 2017, because there’s not a single team that can beat the Tigers.

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