Predicting a perfect football season for the Missouri Tigers

UConn

Connecticut. Another basketball school, and more dogs. To UConn’s credit, a Husky is at least a little more active than the lazy, but smart, bulldog in Georgia (I think it’s the Georgia heat).

However, the Husky is also more acclimated to the sub-zero temperatures of the arctic. This game, while it will be played in Hartford, will be played in October. For a Husky, October in Connecticut might as well be summer.

The Huskies will overheat in this one, and probably go the way of the lazy Bulldog. The Tigers will take this game with very little effort, as Mizzou fans will begin to feel bad for UConn and inquire about a “Mercy Rule.”

Missouri now sits at a perfect 8-0 record.