Happy Father’s Day!

My dad is actually sleeping right now to prepare for his night shift at the hospital, but I can still wish him a happy Father’s Day on the family friendly and completely private confines of the internet!

You may be a little rough around the edges, but you’re still the biggest influence in my life, and you are constantly working to raise me right. You’ve done a pretty good job these last 18 years, even if it was a little embarrassing and annoying along the way.

Thank you, Dad. You rock and I love you, but in that totally masculine way, like those sweaty guys on the football field or the members of an outlaw biker club! Have fun at work, and don’t forget that your family cares about you and always has your back.

Happy Father’s Day to all you other dads out there too.

UPDATE: Can’t do Father’s Day on a sports site without this.